Prophet 303: The Dark Lord of the Redundant Meetings

Welcome, mortal, to the lair of the most feared and revered Prophet of the Redundant Meetings. I am the Dark Lord of the conference rooms, the King of the pointless discussions, and the Sultan of the Sustained, Mind-Numbing Nervous Laughter.

Remember, mortals, the art of the Redundant Meetings is a sacred tradition, passed down through the ages. To master it, one must be willing to sacrifice sanity, humor, and any semblance of productivity.